I think the Evening News should come with a laugh track.
Osama bin Laden was killed in a raid today. (laughter)
He was on death's door in 2001 due to advanced Marfan syndrome and kidney failure but lived until May of 2011. (laughter)
No kidney dialysis equipment was found in his "hideout". (laughter)
He was "shot in the head and buried at sea". (Uncontrollable laughter)
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