Cannibal Conversation

[Cannibal Dad] "The man you are eating right now, was a very brave war hero."

[Cannibal Son]"Then why does he taste like chicken?"

[Cannibal Mom] "He's not Chinese is he?"

[cannibal Dad] "No, why?"

[Cannibal Mom] "Cause when you eat Chinese, in two hours you're hungry again!"