Saturday, April 5, 2008

Return his vacation hours

If anyone in our society is allowed to push other people down stairs, shouldn't it be the police? The Orlando cop that pushed a rude woman down a half flight of stairs should be given his eight hours of vacation back. I think police, firefighters and librarians should be able to push anyone down any stairs at any time. Lawyers, mechanics and cooks should be able to push people down escalators. I think jockeys, dentist and pharmacists should be able to push people into oncoming traffic but not on Tuesdays of course. Presidential candidates should be allowed to push people off of buildings as long as the building isn't over twenty stories tall. Anyone that doesn't agree must be completely mad!

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