Tuesday, August 26, 2008

McCain/Manson 2008?

Will John McCain pick Charles Manson as a running mate in an effort to make himself seem less crazy by contrast? Here are a few actual quotes from each of them.


You know that old Beach Boy song Bomb Iran. Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.

Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father.

I hate the gooks. I will hate them as long as I live.

"I'll have my staff get back to you on that."




I was a beatnik in the '50s before the hippies came along.

I'm not of this generation.

We're not in Wonderland anymore Alice.

"I'll have my cellies get back to you on that."

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