HD TV or LSD TV?

Shelly and I decided to just get a good TV for each other for Christmas. I hooked it up last night. We are probably way behind most people in technology experience, we watched "The Middle".
I was like, is it just me or does the lighting look weird?
Then we watched "Criminal Minds". For some reason it looked so real that it was hard to get into "the fantasy" of the show. I was very aware that there was a film crew with cameras and all that.
Then I was watching a commercial and something seemed familiar, hmmm. Then it hit me, though it's been a real long time I had to say "This is like watching TV when you're tripping!" "LSD TV!"
Shelly just looked at me like I was a freak of nature and put her nose back in her book. I took that as a sign to shut up about that, so I did.

[Tex quietly drank his beer and remembered the wild old days and was glad he had wild old days to remember.]