FEDs Using Mobile X-Ray Vans To Do Drive-By Scannings

I would like to encourage everyone to help the Federal Government fight terrorism.
Try to get your hands on an X-Ray machine, take it to the busiest intersection in town and crank it up all the way (so we will be extra safe from terrorists) be sure to report anything that might be a bomb to the proper authorities. BTW don't worry about radiation, if it wasn't safe, the government wouldn't be using it.