Have you ever left a light on when you walked to another room? Are you guilty of not letting your yellow…mellow? Do you let precious water run down the drain while brushing your teeth? Then you should be afraid.
A new eco-activism program empowers iphone users with the ability to snap photos of offenders and uploads them to a central database, where a community of local eco-nazi’s will mobilize to harass you until you stop watering your lawn.
Possible future news: The rash of Emergency room visits by Eco Snoop users continues. A Portland man is just the latest in a string of "Eco-Spies" that had to have his iphone removed from his rectum. An emergency room worker had this to say: "It reminds me of tattle tails in school, eventually, they got what they deserved."
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