We heard about two new studies that found that mercury could actually be good for your baby's brain.(Yes a heavy metal that's good for the brain.) Now, a new study out of Florida claims that radiation given off by your cell phone can not only prevent Alzheimer's but can cure it.
This is a special time we live in, the biggest war monger on the planet gets a peace prize, global cooling is global warming, mercury is good for you and cell phone radiation no longer causes brain tumors, it cures Alzheimer's.
So in addition to adding mercury to my diet, I now have seven cell phones strapped to my head, yes, this is a very special time indeed.
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